wrote the most terrible letter that probably made all who read crazy, until the woman said. You should read these letters!
I am writing this letter to tell you I leave you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. Latest This 2 weeks have been hell … your boss called to tell me quit your job today and that was the last straw. last week, you came home and did not even realized he had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a new pair of silk boxers
ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps you do not tell me you love me.. you You do not want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife whether you’re cheating on me or you do not want me.. In any case, I’m not “
PS do not try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! “
But in fact his wife had a very bad surprise for him! She responded to the letter with this shocking answer!
” Dear ex-husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It is true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you went through. I watch my soaps so much because they drown their constant whining and stomach cramps. It is a pity that does not work. I realized when hair cut last week, but 1 that came to mind was’ You look like a girl! “Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can not say something nice, i did not comment. And as my favorite food is cooked, you must have me confused with my sister because I stopped eating pork seven years ago
About the new silk boxers :. I stepped away from that because the price of $ 49.99 was still on them, and I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $ 50 from that morning. After all this you still loved and felt that we could solve it. So when I got the lottery for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home you were gone … everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you will not receive a penny from me. So be careful.
Signed, his ex-wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
PS I do not know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem. “